Pert Moody Newt's Garden of Phone Etiquette

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Female Dancers Only
Home Shopping Network I
Home Shopping Network II
Activity Director
Bikini Model
I Gotten Outta Jail Yesterday
I Need A Lesson
Happy Halloween!
Big Enough For A Dog
What's Going On In The Blue House?
Race Car Driver
Electronics Equipment
The Pregnancy
Christmas Bunnies
Scrap Metal
You Make Me Smack Your Face
Bonsoir
Is It A White Baby?
Meow, Meow, Meow
My Dysfunction
Hot Soup
Pots-Bellied Pig

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National Enquirer
Marry My Daughter
Yo, Brother, Yo
He Gots My Sister In Trouble
Fighting Cocks
I Can Takes Care Of Childrens
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The Couch
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